Rant time.

I haven’t blogged for a while. But I need to let off some steam.

When you’re driving, for fucks sake, the order is this: Indicate, THEN brake, THEN turn… do NOT fricking put your brakes and your indicator on at the same time… do not swerve into the turning lane at the last minute and THEN deign to put your bloody indicator on. Repeat after me… indicate (pause)… brake….. turn!!!!

If I am nice enough to update your phone to Windows Mobile 6, and your computer then pops up an error saying “you need to update to the latest version of Activesync” then for fucks sake, WHY CALL ME AND ASK WHAT TO DO??!!! Are there not dozens of perfectly acceptable search engines who will (upon typing in “Microsoft Activesync”) give you multiple download links and perhaps even explain how to install it? (As sad as it is that you need instructions to download, click “run” and then “ok” a few times)….

Oh and I apologise in advance if I have offended anyone. Especially if you are Aboriginal because apparently that entitles you to an extra special apology from the Prime Minister and everything. It’s a damn shame all the non-Aboriginal people who were impacted by the same policies you’re whinging about don’t get an apology. It’s also a damn shame some of you people don’t even have the decency to listen to the point of view of our esteemed opposition leader who might, just might, have some useful input to the situation as well. Despite the fact that you idiots don’t want to hear it, because it goes against your poor-diddums principles. It’s also a damn shame that you won’t move the fuck on and get on with your life, just like everyone else who’s had a bad experience has done. Reconciliation will never happen while you people continue to carp on about past injustices. We’re in the 21st century now – the more time you waste looking backwards is more time you could’ve been spending improving yourselves. White folks don’t have an excuse despite the fact that many of us come from broken homes and alcoholic parents and generally fucked up upbringings… we just have to get on with it. So please, just take a growthefuckup pill and make something of yourselves. If you don’t want to do that then bugger off and stop leeching off the taxpayer.

I may seem in a bad mood… I have no idea… but would someone please genetically engineer a puppy that doesn’t want to chew on every fucking thing in the house, piss on the carpet, and will leave me the fuck alone when I’m trying to work. The ones that are out there at the moment seem extremely defective.