A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Rudd fans.
Not really knowing what an Rudd fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny in the front row.
The teacher asked Johnny why he has decided to be different.
‘Because I’m not a Rudd fan.’
The teacher asked, ‘Why aren’t you a Rudd fan?’
‘Because I’m a Liberal.’
The teacher asked him why he’s a Liberal.
Johnny proudly answered, ‘Well, my Mum’s a Liberal and my Dad’s a Liberal, so I’m a Liberal.’
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, ‘If your mum was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?’
With a big smile, Johnny replied, ‘That would make me a Rudd fan.’